{"id":833,"date":"2019-04-12T16:55:30","date_gmt":"2019-04-12T14:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/?p=833"},"modified":"2019-10-02T02:42:59","modified_gmt":"2019-10-02T00:42:59","slug":"der-uber-ipo-wird-wie-tschernobyl-fuer-den-ipo-markt-sein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/2019\/04\/12\/der-uber-ipo-wird-wie-tschernobyl-fuer-den-ipo-markt-sein\/","title":{"rendered":"„Der Uber-IPO wird wie Tschernobyl f\u00fcr den IPO-Markt sein“"},"content":{"rendered":"

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2019-04-12 W\u00e4hrend sich in der deutschen K\u00e4seglocke in untert\u00e4niger Mentalit\u00e4t fast alle mal wieder \u00fcber Kinkalitzchen erhitzen, die Lohnschreiber sich respektvoll dem Unding eines erfolgreichen B\u00f6rsenganges von Uber ann\u00e4hern oder gleich meinen, Ubers sinnloses Expansionsgefuchtel dokumentieren zu m\u00fcssen, zischt in mathematischer Konsequenz das Pendel \u00fcber Ubers Brust hinweg. Eine herrlich bittere Polemik \u00fcber das, was unvermeidlich kommen wird: „Ubers B\u00f6rsengang wird in wenigen Stunden \u00fcberzeichnet sein, die Sache wird sofort beim Handel auftauchen, wie eine Boeing 737 am zweiten Tag abtauchen und riesige Mengen an Wert langsam f\u00fcr Monate ausbluten lassen, bevor sie eine Woche vor Ablauf der Aussperrung platzen…. und dann werden sie implodieren. Wir haben es schon einmal gesehen, aber noch nie in dieser Gr\u00f6\u00dfenordnung, und das schiere Blutbad eines 100 Milliarden Dollar Blue Apron auf R\u00e4dern wird wie eine Todeskur f\u00fcr diese IPO-Krankheit sein. <\/em>Aber hey, es wird nicht langweilig werden“<\/em> <\/strong>– The Uber IPO Will Be Like Chernobyl For The IPO Market <\/a><\/strong>(englisch, Above the Law, „Der Uber-IPO wird wie Tschernobyl f\u00fcr den IPO-Markt sein“)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

2019-04-12 W\u00e4hrend sich in der deutschen K\u00e4seglocke in untert\u00e4niger Mentalit\u00e4t fast alle mal wieder \u00fcber Kinkalitzchen erhitzen, die Lohnschreiber sich respektvoll dem Unding eines erfolgreichen B\u00f6rsenganges von Uber ann\u00e4hern oder gleich meinen, Ubers sinnloses Expansionsgefuchtel dokumentieren zu m\u00fcssen, zischt in mathematischer Konsequenz das Pendel \u00fcber Ubers Brust hinweg. Eine herrlich bittere Polemik \u00fcber das, was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[304,5,63,8],"tags":[9,21,65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.taxi-agentur.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}